himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via thranduilings)

• Other people: Why do you rewatch your TV shows?
• Me: I don't understand your question.

(Source: jamesfrancoforever, via paulwes)

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

(via hellooooootrickster)

I need a tag for funny random things I reblog

What’s a good tag?

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

(via paulwes)

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

(via the-black-power-ranger)

(Source: hoechloin, via crusingthroughreality)

Stefan Salvatore first and last appearances s1 - s4

(Source: dobrevwesley, via katherinemikaelson)

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

(Source: hepkatz, via crusingthroughreality)

(Source: myeyesshowmysoul, via funny-bluebox)

titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

(via funny-bluebox)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

(via funny-bluebox)

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via funny-bluebox)